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David Bowie Brand Bowie Knives!

David “Bowie” Knife!

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Well folks.  It was only a matter of time until it happened.  David Bowie has decided to accept his inevitable fate.  In a desperate attempt to stay relevant, the Goblin king himself has decided to start sponsoring the knife with which he shares a name.  The David Bowie brand bowie knives will premier this fall, but luckily for you we have a sneak peek at some of the upcoming designs from this famed glamour rockstar!

The Goblin King

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This is one impressive knife folks.  The first of its kind really.  If you are a fan of the labyrinth, you know that The Goblin King Jareth has the ability to form crystal orbs in his hands, using these orbs he can create all kinds of illusions.  But don’t worry, this phenomenal knife is no illusion.  This knife was designed with that power in mind.  The knife itself is made of a high density crystal, able to withstand almost anything you can throw at it.  However, this knife is not cheap!  The price tag on this costs nothing less than practically selling your youngest sibling.  But it is well worth the hefty price tag, believe me.  There is nothing better than this knife…”nothing, nothing tra la la!”

Space Oddity

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This is Major Tom to knife fans.  Can you hear me knife fans?  Though the word “odd” appears in the title, this knife just couldn’t make more sense.  This knife can be a little difficult to handle so “be sure to take your protein pills and put your helmet on” before you use it.    This Bowie knife is an absolute must have for any astronaut far above the world.  “Planet earth is blue” but you won’t be, not when you purchase this out of this world knife.  This knife also makes a perfect gift.  Do you need to “tell your wife you love her very much”?  With this knife “SHE KNOWS!”

Dancing In the Streets

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In an absolutely amazing collaboration, David Bowie brand Bowie knives has teamed up with Mick Jagger’s, Flick Jagger Spring Assisted knives, to bring you something heard round the world.  Shipping from “Tokyo, South America, Australia, France, Germany, UK and Africa!”   This means that “every guy can grab this girl, around the world” at a reasonable price!  This amazing collaboration will have you dancing in the street!

These are just a few of the amazing knives David Bowie brand Bowie knives will be offering this fall.   This website will keep you updated on the release dates of future knives.   Are you looking forward to these amazing Bowie inspired Bowie Knives?  Let us know which one you are planning on getting in the comments section below.